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Carpet Demotivational Poster

WHEN SHE ASKED ME - To come over and tear up her carpet, this is NOT what I thought she meant.

TAGS: carpet
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by angus90

agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 12:58 pm
Attention motifakers: angus90 is a 1L bomber. He shows up under different names, but last night, he managed to 1L bomb 100+ of Cubbybears top posters. Feel free to show this chicken**** loser the same courtesy! I thank you fopr your support.
GuinnessTroll - March 31, 2010, 7:50 pm
A great quote from Quagmire on the Family Guy.
angus90 - March 31, 2010, 6:54 pm
spacedog - March 31, 2010, 6:34 pm
Good one angus, 5Ls.

HAIR COLOR SO NATURAL….. - Only her hairdresser knows for sure

TAGS: peeping carpet match dra**s
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by spanko1

vbattaile - November 17, 2012, 8:54 am
Hahahaha..... awesome

REDHEADS - myth confirmed

TAGS: tree fire carpet crotch redhead
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by Kamai

Screamin Daemon - December 23, 2009, 9:53 am
Not if he's referring to the 'carpet matching the dra**s' myth... What were you talking about?
Derek - November 3, 2009, 3:13 am
You mean "myth destroyed", no?



TAGS: carpet bomber not a carpet muncher
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

rerun - September 9, 2010, 9:14 pm

great ph**oshop job GS....since all those posters were mine.
agdaniele - September 9, 2010, 9:10 pm
LMFAO! I'm a pretty accessible target, huh?

Mythology -

TAGS: carpet lamp flying oriental
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by EmilioDumphque

nicholsjoshua15 - November 15, 2017, 1:37 pm
Who's mythology, and how is flying on a rug cool?
GaryO - January 30, 2014, 7:16 pm
Great pic, great caption

LUCKY? - Meet Lucky the Turtle. His legs were eaten off and some nice human glued carpet slide replacements on him... Lucky says, "Thanks...asshole."

TAGS: this works fine as long as the ground is carpeted you jerk
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 7:50 pm
People been asking me, "Where'd you learn to fly that way?" Was over in Vietnam, chasin' NVA The government taught me, and they taught me right, Stay down, under the treeline, you might be alright Treetop flyer
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 7:46 pm
Whooo-hooo!! another border crossing
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:40 pm
It was a successful trip, Grey... so, no I don't remember.
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 7:35 pm
Rolling Rock, Curling STONES, geeesh don't you remember that trip to Vancouver?
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:22 pm
Hardwood floors over here... he'd scoot around my place like a curling rock.


TAGS: women shoes day red carpet
Rating: 1.84/5
Emily - December 20, 2008, 5:36 am
Fine then Sean has a carpet fetish!
Sean - November 9, 2008, 2:16 am
Yer an idiot in stereo ... I didn't even notice the shoe.
MFWLR - October 24, 2008, 3:54 am
Sean has a shoe fetish.... Sean has a shoe fetish.... Sean has a shoe fetish.... Sean has a shoe fetish.... Sean has a shoe fetish.
Sean - October 23, 2008, 10:28 pm
Ok, just one question ... were you trying to get me fired?!!! Sorry -- cannot elaborate ... just answer my d*** question. Sheesh. P.S. love the poster ... but again, I cannot eloborate.